Yvonne
Sensual Masseuse & Corrective Mistress

Hands on Christmas!

"“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
George Carlin, American Comedian, Social Critic and Author.
(1937 - 2008)

Christmas is upon us again! 
What happened to 2025?
I feel it should be about the beginning of March not December.
While I look forward to seeing family and friends over the festive season, I really do not like the long dark nights and cold weather. It's not good for a naturist! 

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Don't let the dark and cold weather put you off coming to see me for a massage. My studio will be warm and cosy what ever is happening outside. You can still enjoy my fully naturist environment, with you and me as nature intended. You can relax, naked on my massage table and feel my oiled hands slide over every inch of your body.

Real Christmas cheer!

Why Aren't You Here?

If that idea appeals then don't just leave it to freeze in your imagination, make an appointment with me and make it a reality.
Feel my hands on your skin, my fingers cup your...
You'll leave with an inner warmth that no winter can chill. 

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Two Lady, Four Handed Massages

I'd just like to remind you that two lady, four handed massages are back!
The delightful Lily joins me to provided this absolutely amazing experience.

Make it your Christmas present to yourself. It's one you will remember through 2026.

Four handed massage is available to Ladies, Gentlemen and Couples.

All the same protocols apply to Lily as they apply to a massage with just me.

If you haven't experienced four handed massage it is an amazing experience. At the start you will try to follow all four hands as they slide over you. You will delight as one hand brushes on parts of your body. You will thrill as fingers trace across you or curl around you.

Soon you will find it increasingly difficult to follow the hands, and succumb to the waves of pleasure you are receiving and drift into bliss.
Four oiled hands will visit every inch of your body throughout your massage. Be assured not one part of you will be missed. In fact some parts we will both visit, repeatedly.
See further details and prices HERE

Of course, if you visit as a couple, and your partner joins Lily and I in massaging you, then you will experience a SIX handed massage!

Don't delay, make your four handed, two lady massage appointment NOW!

You can use my online form to make your appointment. 

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Lily and I can't wait to get our hands on you!
Click to go to my online form 
  
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It Keeps Coming Up...

I have to raise this again!

Move real close to the screen and study the image below. 

I hope you gentlemen have got it now. The topic I need to talk about I mean. 
I do Sensual Naturist Massage. It's meant to stir the senses, for you to experience sensations of touch, the contact between an oiled hand and your body.

So should you find you are stirred, then do understand that I'm quite capable of taking things in hand.

If you've booked a two-lady massage then it can be four hands to the pump. That will certainly find a solution.

Of course, if this isn't how you want me to handle this situation, just let me know at the start of your massage.   

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I always welcome new clients and be assured I understand you may apprehensive if this is your first experience of Sensual Naturist Massage. You will be in great hands...

My hand on hard history!
Credit: Statue of Diadoumenos by Polyclitus (sic)

Just a reminder that my treatments are available to Ladies and Couples and not just gentlemen.   

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Christmas Cheer

So I'm now decorating my home to reflect the Christmas cheer. The tree is up and decorated accordingly!

Do you like my bauballs?

There will be log fires over the festive season, so I can lie naked on the sheepskin rug!

Got my Christmas stocking out. Where shall I hang them this year?
Around Santa's neck?

Of course, not all of us will be on Santa's good list! If you are one of those unfortunate people, do remember that I offer an atonement service. We can trash out a treatment plan so you just may get Santa on side. But I can't promise and you may need a series of 'treatments'. It will certainly warm your buttocks against the winter chill. Book now to avoid loosing your chance.
You naughty boy!  

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If you need correction to have a hope of a visit from Santa, make an appointment with me right now.

Do NOT annoy your Mistress.

Make your appointment now!

So long dear friends, come back and visit my website whenever you can!   

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